She's Your Cocaine

So, apparently, this is what happens when I get distracted while I'm supposed to be looking for jobs on the internet. In case you are wondering if I was really shopping for stripper clothes/accessories online, the answer is yes. There are two things that you have to realize for this to really make sense.

1. I love love love insanely trashy stuff. The trashier the better, really. And this love of trash is largely non-ironic! Amazing!
2. Stripper clothes are amazing and often fairly inexpensive. If you actually look at some of this stuff and imagine it on someone without fake tits who wears clothes more often than not, there is actually some pretty nice stuff.

Another contributing factor to my visiting this website was my perusal of the Missbehave Magazine archives. Sadly defunct, this magazine advocates the kind of life I dream of on boring Sunday afternoons. Trash, glitz, and cocaine. Not that I do cocaine, but sometimes it's fun to think about being the kind of person who does do coke.

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As you can see in the cart there, if you have really good eyes, everything in there adds up to only $266.93! Cheap! The first item in there, and the one that got me there in the first place, is a lovely pair of red leather thigh high boots with a 4" heel (originally seen on the blog here) for only $63.99! Amazing! You may also have noticed the Union Jack platform ankle boot at the bottom there. If you have any taste at all, you will be envisioning a young Geri Halliwell, aka Ginger Spice aka The Best Spice Girl of All in her Union Jack dress. Maybe she also had these boots, I'm really not sure. The point is that they are completely amazing and I sort of feel like I need them in my life, despite the fact that they have a 7.5" heel and that is way too tall for me to be if I don't want to hit my head going through door frames. The fact that they are under $60 makes them seem like a much better idea than they actually are, I'm sure.

The thing you are supposed to be looking at in this picture is the belt/waist cincher. I mean, you can look at the bra or the whip or whatever if that's your thing, but it isn't really what I had in mind. If you can imagine that belt thing over a long white t-shirt, or maybe over a floral pencil dress, you will really understand what has me so enamored. It would just be so B.A. and amazing, and I think it would be a pretty awesome way to jazz up something boring when I'm feeling blah.

I also really like this mask, but I can't think of anywhere I would actually wear it, or why I like it so much. I just do.

If you are interested, the website I found all of this on is Snaz75. They seem to have the best prices of all of the stripper websites I checked out. And yes, that does mean I was comparison shopping, what are you gonna do about it?